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Maladies and alternative remedies 

What can you do in a fine, rainy and cold day, after finishing all your specific activities, like: counting money, having a coitus and before another one is requested, you quickly take the dog to a promenade. In a day like this, I was taking a walk with my doggie, trying to admire the shop-windows, but surprise, there were any of them, because the shopping center (was once) stores were and are now the followings: shutter down, bank, drugstore, bank, bank, drugstore, bank and again a few windows with shutters down. When I saw this, suddenly a strong stitch hit my body and I realized, that my walk of life is parallel with all the gainful careers, this is the cause why I must take the dog to a walk, instead of paying somebody to do this.

For charming away the pain, in the next moment I decided to make a change in my life, by choosing a new profitable career, which isn't a stressful one, not with a great responsibility, but a useful one.

To became a banker, with all his risk factors, as crash, robbery etc. it wasn't invented for me, chemistry wasn't one of my preferred subjects, so I have no chance to became a druggist, that is why I make the choice to practice medicine.

On my way at home, I already made my choice about the sign-board, looking like: DR.”Me” external- internist, nerve-racking neuritic-operator, psychiatrist, professor in love jokes, treating all the existent and nonexistent diseases.

I think, all the sectors of medicine are included with these, because I don't want to run just in a single direction, as far as almost all the maladies curing with drugs I know, thanks to the commercials, so just the alternative treatments must be found and a made man I’ll became. But with alternative curing you must be very careful, I heard that in many cases doctors became ex-doctors, just for the simple reason that they tried treatments without expensive drugs. The drug industry do not likes this, its leaders are afraid for the future of business, one of the most successful ones in our days. If everything is going OK, as well as our biotic potential is good and maladies are enough, it might became the number one, but this is only possible with the help of doctors.

This industry is using them for his own good, but this fact isn't let to be observed by most of the ordinary people. Doctors are used for prescribing medications with drugs, so if some of them are trying to practice without these, those are becoming ex-doctors as soon as drug industry succeeds to prove their incompetence, not in curing, but in prescribing.

Because I am worried also, to not became an ex before a doc, I have to be very careful in choosing the alternative methods in manipulation. Here I give you a few methods, which are not patented yet, so if you try them and there will be no effects, make love not reclamation.

Let's start with aches, which the most usual every day problems are and so many of them we have, that I'll not try to enumerate them. But to see how experienced I am, I'll give the alternative cure for headache, because slowly it is becoming endemic, rarely can be found a man, who has no headache at all. The location of the pain in your head, has no importance using the “pain diversion” method, it consists in a pain directing action, from head to another part of the body knowingly. So we don't let the pain to move pell-mell, for example you can divert it to your little finger, by the application of a plonk with a meat tenderizer.(pay attention to the force of the plonk) From here the ache easily can be eliminated by shaking the hand till the pain sticks out, so that's the reason always I recommend the peripheral parts of the body as new location for a directed ache.

Another method is the local anesthesia and it is based on an old proverb, that says: “sick dog cure is his hair”, it consists of breaking a brick with our forehead or crown. Never use other parts, because secondary effects might appear as: dizziness, retch even coma is possible. This method has the great advantage, that after many broken bricks you may become a Kung Fu master and it is a great advantage in our violent world.

If these methods do not work, for all I care, you can take Nurofen, Aspenter, Sharidon or Prostamol Uno, but I advise you to make a cold pack with cabbage and after use, a good cabbage soup can be made, so you don't have to take any capsules. If somebody is interested in my alternative treatments on body sicknesses, he has to ask for in a letter, meanwhile I'll read the sacramental obligation written by Hippocrates, so the answer probably will be for free.

Chagrin or agony needs a very special, individual and complex treatment, so here is no place for all these. If somebody is suffering of them, he might ask me trustingly and if he doesn't turn away after I analyze the components of his soul, the percentage of water and fire casually firewater he will get an individualist cure! Just for commercial I give an example, for those who are suffering of love. The best and cheap method is the “soul discharge”, it can be effectuated on a note-paper, writing an erotic, or you can choose the expensive way, discharging your soul on the knockers of a night butterfly, or on the pectorals of a gigolo.

Finally let me speak about the imaginary pains, the most sophisticated of all, so they need a very special treatment. The drug medication has no use in most of these cases, only if you use some very strong drugs like:cocaine, marihuana, opium, etc., but alcohol in big quantities can be used as well. I don't recommend these treatments, because they have irremediable secondary effects. It's very difficult to cure nonexistent maladies, it needs a lot of work using conventional methods, but is much easier using the “speak out and sex” treatment. It's simple, you just have to speak about your pain two hours, then sex, again talk and sex again, in the mean time the time intervals must be changed and when you succeed to make love for two hours without any break, I declare you cured. I guarantee you, here are no secondary effects, you don't have to ask anybody.

For the moment all my alternative treatments are for free, but soap is recommended, because I also have to pay somebody to take my doggy for a walk!!!

Wild-capitalism

“Homo homini lupus est”

I guess that almost everybody heard a comment, that in present tense we live in a merciless and wild capitalism. There is who reflects on what this means, other people accepts it as a fact, but most forget it in the other moment, and they rush keep moving.

I pondered on what would characterize it the best while I opted for the good old Latin proverb, which word by word means:”Man is man's wolf”. This does not mean a lot, since the Latin is a little bit laconic language, but a simple sentence of his may harbor very many messages.

I tell in confidence to the persons who does not know a hungry wolf horde's habits, that the wolves do not bury their dead persons, but it is gobbled up and they do the same with their wounded and the weaker ones.

And there we managed to get here, we devour each other, we quarrel, siblings would strangle each other in a spoonful of water, if they could, parent and child will be mortal enemies, not talking about strangers. And all this happens mostly for a little change, not because of not understanding each other principles. We can't understand each other while there is no time to talk, everybody is running after the money only, some people how he should be what scatter, others just for stack it up, but everybody tries to bite into the other one, or to gobble the person who is in his way. We do not make all these in the tight sense of the word, temporarily, but if we do not make changes in our habits, man-eaters we might became. We bury the dead persons, yet, and we nurse the wounded, but we step onto the head of the weaker ones already and we oppress them, in the interest of our own success, not watching, dead persons or wounded being from these. Nobody gets broken today already-with nobody, everybody keeps only just his own interests before and we are divorcing so lonely, sullen wolves, hunting for a mirage alone and since this is an illusive illusion, we will be sullener and lonelier.

I presuppose that the young generation doesn't know what that co-operative work is, because the fraternal help of this type was out of fashion.

There are two reasons why you can't organize it:-the first one is, that the people-nation do not have time and do not want to help free, the second is, that the laws do not allow it, causes are the taxes.

A co-operative work is not payed, so there are no taxes and a lot of the people, who feeds of it might be obliged to work. This is not good for them, but might be good for us, if we should use our brains!

Here we do not follow the wolf horde's habits, we cannot make teamwork when it is necessary to bring down bigger game. There are rare leaders who can keep their team within bounds, or drive decently a greater clump of people. This is a heavy trade, because the wolves always are hungry, it's almost useless to feed them, because they will became hungrier and hungrier.

I pondered on how we could end this wild rush and quarreling, but I realized that only consensual solutions exists.

We could return to the barter for example, the money would disappear and this would calm down a little the humanity, one of his parts would wait the ripening of the crop out calmly, while his other part would prepare calmly the merchandise in change of it. So we start writing our history and try to not let the capitalism's games to ruin our life. This is utopia I know, since the lonely wolves, who sit around on money heaps, would not allow it. Why? Because if they sit on egg heaps, these eggs would be addled eggs, or would hatch, about the consequences of this I let you to think about and please use your wayward imagination.

Good news from the pension

Secretly I fill a joy when I read, or hear about the retirement age being raised somewhere. Maybe, that sounds oddly because these announcements give rise to indignation among the prospective pensioners, though we think it over they should exult rather. Primarily, for this increase the direct consequence is, that the level of average age rises, this is not revealed only, but sure, which state would deal with the collection of the pension fund, if would not be sure that there will be than, who makes use of it. It's a nonsense for example to be raised to 70 years, when most of us are not worth the 65 years today(Thanks to the modern, stressful lifestyle), if it wouldn't be known surely that we will live more then.

Struggling so much with the many amendments and other orders, would be harm, if wouldn't be calculated that at least ninety percentages of the people_nation attain the new frontier. From here is one of the sources of my joy, because I wait for the announcement, that a new life extension cord was found, hoping that, gets me in life. Takes big trouble off my neck, because if let the retirement age be delayed, than temporarily I am not worried by the news according to which the pension scheme may collapse, because if I do not reach that age, from me may crumble, but if I attain it, that means I am already shot with the new rejuvenating invention, so the system may not collapse. This is a safe consequence, since the pension scheme is built on the substituting young persons, so this may not occur in an ageless society, indeed is consolidated so much rather that it is possible to build up a new system very soon.

According to my opinion, this will be a flexible system, and solves completely the unemployment problems. A person who doesn't receive a workplace while he is young, will retire to pension, because he will have time to work 30-40 years after that. This may satisfy everybody, because we can't say that somebody is old if he is pensioner and any retired person wouldn't feel himself old, while nobody may not know about him, what kind of pension, preliminary or subsequent he obtained.

The other source of my joy springs from a totally contradicting idea to this. The retirement age is raised, because with this, would like to be delayed the collapse of today's pension scheme, for having time to set up another one. This wouldn't need much time and could be operational very soon, if the specialists instead complicated methods, would declare in order for us, to invest our pension fund simply in our children, who then opportunely for this, will be obliged to ensure us a happy old age. Of course this would not exclude a little collection of personal fund, which our children could inherit. This was an operational system through centuries, and could it be today, the families would be left together and nobody would be interested in which part of the world, what kind of system fails, or where how much the retirement age is. So we could enjoy our pensioner life among our family, we see the children and grandchildren every day, running around-around, not only annually or more rarely, it depends how far the family was dispersed. With this under a hat, the

increase in population would step into track, the young persons would get married, because everybody would like to create a safe pension fund, would not run around into the whole world leaving their homeland, together with their aged parents, who wait for the postman only, hoping that the pension maybe arrives once more.

From these ideas I am glad for the raising of retirement age, because the signs point out that one or the other will happen in a short period.

                                  Who peeks from satellite?

Recently an acquaintance of mine tells, being enthusiastic, that roaming on the internet somewhere, happened upon satellite uptakes and discovered me on one, just at the moment when I get in my car.

He wasn't able to read the trademark of my cigar, but anything else was showed very purely, told he delighted, praising the achievements of the modern technique.

Well, somehow this surprised me a little bit, I wasn't very glad about it and I started to have a peculiar feeling. I saw uptakes like this, but there, when the man approaches better, the picture blurs better while finally only just dots you can see on it. I don't know, whether down am I staying in the voyeuristic technique?

My surprise derived from there, that the coordinates none of my houses are launched onto the satellite, at least with my acceptance( I had troubles on this problem) and without these I don't know, if it's possible approaches like this, if yeah, well really it's not a calming thought.

There are no shutters on my windows, because I like the light, not the darkness and who does what in his bedroom and how, doesn't interest me, I believed till now, that nobody is interested on my activity, I would have been out?

I knew it always, that Somebody from up there is watching our step and tries to manage it, if we ask for it and we can't hide our actions, good or bad how they are, but this Somebody didn't get accustomed to send .photographs.

To a being exposed uptake, which makes the moments of privacy public, after my knowledge, is necessary the respective person consent, because if this is not then may sue the photographer. In my case, into whose neck I could hang a lawsuit, who there may be the peeping?

This is unpoetical, but prosaic question and it is prodding my side since then. Until today I don't understand the sense of this satellite data storage, if from a nonmilitary viewpoint we look at the things. I gave my opinion on this and recommended, if somebody wants to take me out from traffic, let it be made then from an eye- as a real fighter and no onto insidious button press, because this would be honest, but where the honor is today!

Why we do not measure our lands with earthly devices, so if we live on the land once the many mistakes would be avoidable and the lawsuits following from this,(0nly me know quite a few) which ones the earthly measurement and from the satellite they follow from the difference of a returning, alleged more correct measurement. Why not something would have been found out yet,with which two good neighbors can be set on each other, believes this the tested method of our days:-infuriate onto each other the people_nation, with any kind of method, than you, at who it would be necessary to be angry, you may make calmly your business!

Unfortunately the people_nation most believe that they can better to measure from there from honed one, as I measure on the land with meter in my hand.(The time proves their fallacy then.)

To take the measure, it they can better sure, this not dubious and I don't like the fact because of this. I am not with a very timid, door opened generally I sleep, it' possible, that once onto this am cold, but it may be that I catch a cold only, this does not cause hard thinking now.

You would eat better worries this peeping from there from honed one, what's his sense, who wants to watch our step steadily and why?

I could top an answer with it because he exists, but on what you would reflect then, you who read this!

                                                                  THE CHAOS

I think everybody heard about the chaos theory, or about the butterfly effect, but most of the people don't accord any importance to it, because they think that their life is organized and regular.

The opposite of this I'll try to demonstrate, not on sophisticated physical systems, but on the systems of our everyday life.

The chaos theory is available for the dynamic systems and studies these, but because there is the relativity theory, the static systems are in a relative stability, so the chaos theory is available for them also and it's no use if they lock themselves in stable conditions.

There was once a man(not me!), who was very afraid of lightning, so every time when storm approached, he locked on himself in a stable system. It was his bed in his room, where he laid like a dead zombie(he knew that any little movement, may cause a bolt) until the storm passed.
One time, when his initial conditions were known as stable, that means that he was in bed again, suddenly he observed a shining ball on the table. It was like a bolt from blue, because he realized that running away from the outside chaos( I think everybody agree that lightnings movement is chaotic, any differential calculus can't evaluate their strength, way or final intention), inside in his stability, another stable system will signify for him the end. He recognized the ball lightening and he knew that it is stable for a while, but disturbed, it is so dangerous like his cousin.

And they just watched each other, he wasn't able to move and the ball probably didn't want to move, it was a deadlock, resolved by his grandma, who entering the room took a broom and with gentle movements baffled out the ball(it is the only way you can manage this kind of problem).

This is an example and it shows, that running away from the chaos, is theoretically possible only in stable and ideal systems, we can't live without in everyday life, but sometime might be a good thing to lose our stability.

We were born in chaos, because who might know that from millions of spermatozoon which one will be the winner, or how many and where.

In the childhood everybody is grateful for this and for example likes tumble when the house is under paintwork, thing that makes him crazy, when groves up and after a month, the drunk specialist promises, that tomorrow he will finish the work.

So, when we became adults, we keep a close watch on our stability, it is correct, but we must be careful to not became the prisoner of our stability.

Simple example is a woman, who can't lose her stability when she makes love, because she is afraid that she might utter a strange roar approaching the top. According to my opinion she'll never reach a real orgasm, and will fall in the labyrinth of nymphomania or frigidity.

For men is much easier, they produce the nuclei of chaos and sometime they must shake off this, willingly or unwillingly, this is the reason why they are much more unstable.

Reaching a top is very important, because on the other side we might get a new stability, good or bad this is an insolvable differential calculus. In parentheses, for those who likes just humanities, that with a differential calculus you can calculate the status variation of any system, so if it is insolvable, you can't find the final status.

Our everyday life is characterized by instability or agitation and this is caused because we are afraid of the chaos, but just those have fear, who forget to think like a child. This way of thinking you must not forget, as far as uncoordinated things, we can't calculate in sophisticated way, may be solved by a childish solution.

Unfortunately now days main characteristic is the chaos, just it is named instability, somehow this is more acceptable for everybody. This is not a spontaneous one, there is a big dose of commanded irregularity, if somebody pays attention, may observe that many events are happening again and again commanded by someone or other, just to make chaos. These kinds of news usually appear when mankind calms down and has time to think about the commercial that says: I don't need it, but I'll buy it, just for the reason that my neighbor has one too.(this is the modern snob-ism) So in moments of relative calm are appearing news, ordered by someone, trying to create chaos and in many cases with success. This would be the butterfly effect, with the difference, that those people who are interested of it applies the vulture effect, which is more impressive. If you think about, that a breeze made by a flying butterfly in one side of the world, might became a hurricane on the other side, what could be the effect of a breeze made by a vulture.

So my dears, don't wonder if almost every day you hear news that countries are suffering break down, they are unable to pay their debt, but they never crash.

Always appears a little butterfly making a contra breeze, so the country remains a cadaver candidate, because this vultures don't like dead bodies, a quarter of the country must remain alive, otherwise they might lose an investment.

A dead country just once can be consummated and after no reaction for any effect can be observed, but if the country rises from the dead, listening to its own mind, might start a hurricane and the vultures are afraid of it, because they also know the rule of action and reaction.

I could write a lot of things about the chaos, but I think this is enough for ones to illuminate the dark and for others to see dark, when ones lucidity they see, but everybody can choose a dark or a clear idea from here.

I hope that nobody has bigger chaos in his mind, after reading, but if it happens, he might try to think at a fractal and surely this gives him lucidity!!!

 The solar flare and apocalypse

I must give you some predictions about our future, in connection with the solar flares. These oracles are filled with optimism, so I advise everybody to read them, both sanguine and pessimistic people, because the solutions I'll give without any logic now, will be very logical in the future.

As we were informed by the NASA specialists the in following three years(2012-13-14) the sun is in a very active period and many solar flares are expected.

Some of these may generate so strong geomagnetic storms, that can paralyze half of the electric network of the USA in 90 seconds, or the whole electric network of a small country.

If it will become a reality, we'll be time travelers and for a while we might jump backward in time a few decades.

It happened in 1859 ( if somebody remembers, I don't, but it might be someone who does) that a white flare paralyzed the telegraphic network of the world, it was a problem than, but not a disaster, because mounted orderly network existed at that time.

Well, if it happens now-days, it is a catastrophe for us. Why? Because we just gawp in the mute phones like a man who receives a back-handed blow in his stomach.

For example, when I am at a very important meeting with my friends and I'll be late, with a simple phone-call I can calm down my wife and when she wants to ask me about, I lose the signal or the battery is low, but I am tranquil, that there will not be a catastrophe.

But if I have no telephone, how can I advertise my wife? Nobody from the meeting wants to be courier and because courier network is nonexistent, so the situation might become hot potato.

Therefore my first advise is to create a mounted orderly network, if we have no horse donkey is also good, (half a loaf is better than no bread) but homing pigeon it's not to be despised. Having a courier pigeon with me, any time I can send a message and my wife can't ask questions!!!

The new car models will be useless, because their electronic system will fall down, and without an electronic tester they are not repairable, therefore the most secure vehicle is a bike, or an old car with no electronics, but just in case if we can tinker manual operating gas stations. By the way! It could be useful to start evening classes to learn about how to milk a cow just simply with hands, if we want to drink some milk.

Falling down all the electronic systems, it will be necessary to rearrange the labor market.

Refreshing courses we have to start, to save old crafts, which are condemned to death. For example for housewives: “How to cook without a micro, at the light of a candle”,( I recommend you to gain some candles or spark plugs for home works also) or for artisans:”How to make a pen using goose feather” and so on.

The effects of this blackout, referring to the unemployment are unknown, because on the one hand, a lot of handwork will be necessary, but on the other hand we don't know, what we can do, if we don't know how many decades we jump in time.

I am sure that even the great Nostradamus couldn't give an oracle about this, so how to be able a beginner like me to give you a prophecy.

Anyway I recommend you to buy old textbooks or books of any kind, because reading is coming to vogue, instead of television or radio, internet will not exist.

If someone has unprinted writings, I advise him to print them as soon as possible, just think about, that time millionaire will be most of the people, without mass media, so they'll have time to read and selling writings, might become a good business!

The next advise is a financial one, while here we'll have some problems as well. There are two possibilities:

 - one is that we need money

-second is that we don't need any money.

In the first case we can go shopping with money, but just with cash, debit or credit cards will be useless, that is why I recommend you to keep the money in socks or in palliasse, who is wealthier may buy a safe, but without electronic locking system!

In the second case we plump in barter era, money or gold will have no value and we change merchandise with merchandise.

According to my opinion foods will be on the first place, than the raw materials. I think that the Chinese specialists know something about the flares, because their country is stocking a whack of metallic and not metallic recyclable materials, so any time they can fulfill the world market, with any kind of goods.

In this case I advise you to think about, what you might stock, here I can't give a tip because everybody has his limits and I want you to think, to not enter the old, however new era with blunted brain.

I am sure that here will not be any apocalypse, nobody escapes so easily and goes to heaven or hell, or stays on the earth like chosen people.

No apocalypse, just a little catastrophe for those, who can't stave a pin into a softwood, because in their whole life were laying and cheating people with blather.

According to my opinion, the mankind takes a rap on his nose, just for remember who is really the God!

                                                              The only solution for our crises

I must give the solution for the world, to be able to finish all the crises we have, because we have so many crises, that already gives me the pip.

I decided to give you the solution, because all the solutions and comments how to triumph over the crises, given to us until now are not available. I am saying this, a simple man who isn't a snob specialist, but a specialist in snob-ism, if you know what that means, if not, than read my essay about it.

I also say this because I have some special color changing eyes, and when their color changes into green I see things invisible, for the normal eye.

In the last years, there were given to us so many solutions for economic, social, global, etc. crises

from very many high qualified specialists, but none of them was really efficient and sufficient to win the battle against the Crisis. (The Crisis is the mother of all little crisis.) All the solutions given to us till now, had some temporary effects, and after a period a child crises became an adult crisis, competitive with his mother.

All this is happening, because all the keys were so sophisticated, that almost nobody could understand them, only who was high qualified, and this is the reason why those solutions had no success, they were not made up for everybody, were not invented for the simple man.

So, now I give you the simpler way to win the battle against all the crises, and to finish once and for all.

This single way can be compacted in a single word, and this is: LOVE!!!

If somebody does not agree, that with a single word I can manage all the existing crises, I'll give him a few examples.

So,if I love my enemy and he loves me, we are not enemies any more, so there is no war, we are not obliged to make any weapons and bombs, that means a lot of money that we can spend for other lovely things. If we don't fabricate bombs, there are no terrorists and attempts, we'll like them and they'll like us, therefor will not be any oil crisis.

If I love my mother in love and she loves me, there is no divorce, if I love my wife and my girl friend and they love each other, again there is no divorce.

If I love my bank and the bank loves me, he will not confiscate my house for a not payed easy term, but he will give me some money to pay it, so social crisis will disappear immediately.

So if you are in a crisis, I guarantee you that only love can help you, the other solutions are just for a short period and non of them is efficient.

Any kind of problem can be resolved simply with a little love, you don't need to have a lot of money, if you love me and I love you, we love everybody and everybody loves us and when everybody loves everybody it means that we killed the Crisis, so we are the free creatures of God.

I know, this sounds like a utopia, but it isn't, it is reachable, we just have to do our best and it will become reality.